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She woke up early in the morning to go to work so she left her number and a pop tart on the counter. When she got home she saw that the pop tart was gone but her number was still there. Pats a legend. We conclude with the most credible story of Pat the Bat involving him being able to get his U.

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The Bat ended up taking a liking to one of the girls in their group. He took her back to his hotel room and a make out session ensued until the girl alerted the Machine she would NOT do him. Quizzical by her not wanting to hop on the Bat, Burrell respected her chastity.

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He described himself as a gangly, pizza-faced kid in high school who hit just one home run as a junior and senior combined, even though the outfield fence was just feet to dead center. Even as he put on weight in junior college and started hitting deep drives, he portrayed a total lack of confidence.